peace be with you, jersey.

i have come to terms with the fact that i live in new jersey.

i don't mind the fact that in order to go left i have to go right first. i don't mind the fact that stoplights are an extra lifetime long. i don't mind that the express lane of the GSP is never express. i have become oblivious to the accents and fake orange nails. i have become to accept the fact that sometimes you have to drive 10 miles just to get onto the nearest major road southbound because there is no "south" entrance near the "north" exit.

however, let it be known that as long as i live in jersey i will not settle for living further than 5 miles from the beach.

jersey shore or none.